It's not like our current President has much to do now-a-days, since all the focus is on the up coming election. So what does he do all day? I was handed this exclusive itinerary from a confidential source. Check it out.
0945- Just wakin' up, tell Laura to get us some coffee, the Mini Page, and to let the dog out.
1030- Half-way finish my Sodoku For Kids, decide on which tie to where with what suit.
1130- Finish getting dressed, pick out blue tie with gray suit. Laura makes me put the brown shit kickers back.
1200- Send out one of the guys to get some wings from Hooters for lunch. At the same time, have Mitch in Secret Services drive by Arianna Huffinton's house all slow-like a few times. Heh-heh.
1245- Write letter on Presidential Stationary to FOX News, ask why they haven't picked up that Colbert fella from Comedy Central yet. He's good.
1315- Log on to WOW, try to build my Elf Paladin to level 75.
1555- Call up the girls, ask if they're still virgins.
1610- Walk down to the basement and see if Dick's battery needs to be changed out.
1705- Reorganize 'Top Friends' on my Myspace page, move McClellen to bottom of list!
1730- Dinner in front of tv
1845- Browse craigslist for fishing poles, new aids.
1930- Have someone explain to me what 'Katrina' was all about anyway, make plans to stand next to some sand bags in midwest flood zones for pictures.
2000- Private viewing of new Indiana Jones movie in theater, try to put moves on Laura during the boring parts.
2200- Call England, see what Tony's been up to. Rip on that new guy that took his job.
2245- Lights out, sleep with clear conscience.