(The Scene: In my kitchen at my parents' house, drinking a beer with my dad on a Monday afternoon)
Dad: Hey, show me how to send you text messages on my phone to your phone!
Me: No.
Dad: Come on, we can text!
Me: No.
Dad: Why not!
Me: Because.... your phone doesn't... get texts.
Dad: Yes it does, Gillis sent me a text yesterday, but I didn't know how to text back!
Me: You're not texting me.
Dad: You have that fancy-ass blueberry [sic] phone, and I see you texting all the time, I want to text too!
Me: No.
Dad: You suck as a son.
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